Tag: Chez Quiz
I’m suggesting that you leave before I have to get snooty
Let me tell you another story. You may be surprised to hear that there’s nothing I like better than sticking my hand up a little bear’s behind. Or up a small dog’s behind. Sometimes both at once.
I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind
Let me tell you a story. Back in the early 80’s I had just had a meal with my lovely wife at our favorite restaurant, Chez Quis. We were waiting outside for the valet to bring our car. The driver was new, sporting a ridiculous spiky hairstyle, constantly sneezing and wiping his nose on his […]
Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.
This is what I told that Ferris Bueller kid in the restrooms of Chez Quis on that fateful day back in ’86.Actually, what I really said was, “Oh my MEAT got pinched. But my ball survives.” I guess he must have misheard me. Which is probably understandable – I’d just had a painful zipper-related incident […]