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Pinched sausage

Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.

This is what I told that Ferris Bueller kid in the restrooms of Chez Quis on that fateful day back in ’86.
Actually, what I really said was, “Oh my MEAT got pinched. But my ball survives.” I guess he must have misheard me.

Which is probably understandable – I’d just had a painful zipper-related incident while standing at the urinal. My meat was well and truly pinched, let me tell you. But my one remaining testicle was thankfully unscathed.

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6 responses to “Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive.”

  1. E Rooney Avatar
    E Rooney

    Crapola, you didn’t come up with that quote Froman!
    I do believe that you got your nuts caught in your zipper, though.

    1. Abe Froman Avatar
      Abe Froman

      It wasn’t my nuts that got pinched, Ed, it was my pork sword. My solitary ball survived just fine.

      1. E Rooney Avatar
        E Rooney

        You pinhead.

  2. Muzza Avatar

    Dude, I tasted ur sausage once and it was RANK

    1. Abe Froman Avatar
      Abe Froman

      This is not the appropriate place for consumer related issues, please visit our Froman Inc corporate site if you wish to give us some valuable feedback.

    2. Abe Froman Avatar
      Abe Froman

      Please disregard my previous reply. I’m sure you must have been eating sausage supplied by one of our many inferior competitors.

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