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This is what I told that Ferris Bueller kid in the restrooms of Chez Quis on that fateful day back in ’86.
Actually, what I really said was, “Oh my MEAT got pinched. But my ball survives.” I guess he must have misheard me.
Which is probably understandable – I’d just had a painful zipper-related incident while standing at the urinal. My meat was well and truly pinched, let me tell you. But my one remaining testicle was thankfully unscathed.
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Crapola, you didn’t come up with that quote Froman!
I do believe that you got your nuts caught in your zipper, though.
It wasn’t my nuts that got pinched, Ed, it was my pork sword. My solitary ball survived just fine.
You pinhead.
Dude, I tasted ur sausage once and it was RANK
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Please disregard my previous reply. I’m sure you must have been eating sausage supplied by one of our many inferior competitors.
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